would you miss me even after i’m gone, would you miss my smile,the color of my eyes and the texture of my hair? would you remember me and how we were so close, or would you forget me and move on?
you’d forget about me, everyone would. Because I’m not important.
(Source: whatmeansxoxo)
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator)
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.
(Source: quantumaniac)
"Hi. My name is Sammy, and I am an alcoholic."
